What was that all about?
I’m afraid that this was just lost on me. Body horror virtuoso David Cronenberg (Scanners (1981), Videodrome (1983), The Fly (1986), and Existenz (1999)) directs an adaptation of Don DeLillo’s novel Cosmopolis. Following 28 year-old billionaire Eric Packer (Robert Pattinson) across town in his luxury limo just so that he can get a haircut (encountering his new wife, riots, a terrorist threat, sexual encounters with other women and horrendous traffic due to a Presidential visit) the film is generally concerned with the perils of capitalism (I think), but I just didn’t get it. A lot of the dialogue was really mumbled, and without subtitles on I really would not have had a clue what Pattinson was talking to Paul Giamatti about. The narrative was really confusing; I thought at the time that the story was very non-linear, but by the end I realised this not to be the case and everything was just very disjointed.
The one thing I did enjoy about this film was Robert Pattinson. I’ve only seen him before in Twiglet and Harry Potter but this shows that he has the chops to carry a serious (if random) film. Actually there was a second thing I enjoyed, the design of the limo and the way the sense of space inside was created was cool, as was the lighting by regular Cronenberg collaborator, cinematographer Peter Suschitzky (Existenz, A History of Violence, Crash and even The Empire Strikes Back). Speaking of previous collaborators, Howard Shore composed the music, but to be honest I hardly noticed any music in the film. Confusing, boring, aimless and hard going, I really didn’t get on with Cosmopolis, though at least Pattinson was good. But, well, you know, that’s just, like, er, my opinion, man.